steferine:

petition to get tumblr a tumblr chat kinda like fb chat and it goes on the bottom right and it pops up and you can chat w/ different tumblr users that way and even do group chats like it’ll be awesome like why hadn’t they done that yet

californicater:

1. Don’t talk shit about Total
2. If you don’t think the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit; you’re grounded.
3. KNOW WHAT ALF IS! If you don’t, you’re a piece of crap.
4. Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things.
5. Don’t wrinkle the Randy…

somelittleboyinblue:

TONIGHT, ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT.

UPDATE: APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT SO FUCK HIM.